Me: (sees the Meg)

Me:it can’t see me that far away

*Jaws theme song*

Me:oh sh##

(Stuff floats to surface)

Tribemate:oh nice free stuff

*repeats 10 times

Congratulations! your Coelacanth evolved into a Megalodon!

You:*puts 1 toe into the water*

Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁

"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."

-Rawr- 🦈

Never gonna give you up

I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

A meg found you,

Your tames are gone too.

So I was on my level 150 Barryonx named Barry and out of nowhere a level 200 Megalodon pops up and says hello and 2 shots Barry R.I.P Barry 👍 for Barry please

Get one of these, kill a person with it at night, have someone find the person's body at morning, kill two more people with it, one by one, get a boat, unclaim it and shoot it with two people from the boat until it Dies. Congrats, you have recreated JAWS!

Freind: oh look! A dolphin

Me: *sigh

*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' 🤣🤣😂😂