Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalodon? Funny megalodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me:right!time to swim!
*jumps into water* AHHHHHHHHHH it's cold!🥶
Brrrrr imma get out...
Shark:>:D I see u hooman...hehe you ain't leaving deez waters alive.
Me:almost...back...to...shore... WOAH!IS THAT A FRIGGING SHARK?! AHHHHHHHHHH GET ME OUTTA HEEERE! °○°
Shark: Nom nom nom nom nom that's mah lunch finished!
Me: hey look mah dodo!
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