Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Tips & Strategies

All they want is a big salty kiss.Not much fish in the sea after all.
More Megalodon Funny Tips
Me: (sees the Meg)
Me:it canβt see me that far away
*Jaws theme song*
Me:oh sh##
(Stuff floats to surface)
Tribemate:oh nice free stuff
*repeats 10 times
Congratulations! your Coelacanth evolved into a Megalodon!
-Rawr- π¦
Never gonna give you up
You:*puts 1 toe into the water*
Every meg in a 1000km radius:πππ
"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."
I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life
I saw a lvl 150 today..........until it got vaporised;(by a cnudria curse cinidrias
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A meg found you,
Your tames are gone too.
Get one of these, kill a person with it at night, have someone find the person's body at morning, kill two more people with it, one by one, get a boat, unclaim it and shoot it with two people from the boat until it Dies. Congrats, you have recreated JAWS!
So I was on my level 150 Barryonx named Barry and out of nowhere a level 200 Megalodon pops up and says hello and 2 shots Barry R.I.P Barry π for Barry please