Go for a swim they said , it'll be fun they said

Megs are crazy but don't be dumb and die

*grabs my dodo and Yeets it in the ocean* Mega: ?, eh too small” “why is meh dodo not dead” I said, *puts toe in the water* Megaladon: GimMe ToEs

You:*puts 1 toe into the water*
Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁

We are gonna need a bigger raft

Freind: oh look! A dolphin
Me: *sigh

*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' 🤣🤣😂😂

Baby shark do do do do....


Words

"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."

Me: *talking to my tribe* I’m going to get some oil from the ocean I’ll be back soon.
The megladons when I enter the water: looks like dinner is served...
Chat: guy trying to get oil was killed by a megladon
The reset of my tribe: we shall all ready our weapons... AND RAGE WAR ON THE MEGlADONS!

I Coyote Peterson and I'm about to face a bite zone from the Meg.