Me: *talking to my tribe* I’m going to get some oil from the ocean I’ll be back soon.
The megladons when I enter the water: looks like dinner is served...
Chat: guy trying to get oil was killed by a megladon
The reset of my tribe: we shall all ready our weapons... AND RAGE WAR ON THE MEGlADONS!
I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life
You:*puts 1 toe into the water*
Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁
"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."
Freind: oh look! A dolphin
*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' 🤣🤣😂😂
Go for a swim they said , it'll be fun they said
"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever
Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya
Ark players:*dips toe in water*
Every MEGALODON in a 1000000000000radius:MEaTs BaCK oN tHE mENu BoYS
I Coyote Peterson and I'm about to face a bite zone from the Meg.