Oh by the way DTG no. I.

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Oh by the way DTG no. I.

Since we have a peace forest now, would you give me the annoying list guy. . .

Remember I mentioned the thing about looking for recipes to cook peace&quiet for dinner?

I also found a good way to cook annoying list guys,

He he he. . . He has to be marinated in a type of very sticky gravy so he doesn't escape during the cooking process.

What's that, word hoarding me?

Good sentence for the occasion?

Let's hear it.

*Word hoarder Poecilotheria metallica's voice interrupted by constant book noises and word hoarder's many limbs going around adjusting books of sentences*

"Rest assured that all aperture science technology remains safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin, there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence"

~word hoarder metallica

"Oooh good work dredging up that thing WH, it really fits"

"From a scientific perspective, it-

"No! Sciency nerd me, you've caused anough trouble already"

"Did somebody say trouble?

Hehehe, get ready to start cleaning up the rubble"

"Oh, no. . . It's rhymey chaotic gremlin me"

"That's right, I am.

I'll open this clam"

"Rhymey, if you're going to be a chaotic rhyming gremlin, at the very least make GOOD rhymes"

"But... I'm hungry"

"Wait? You aren't rhyming, and I had no idea you ate clams"

"Oh come on, don't be so annoyed with me,

I helped you make the peace melody"

"And look where that got us"

"I mean... It was a tight schedule

And you promised me a red jewel"

"No I didn't, I promised you fresh fish!"

"You- y-you're right, *sniff* I'm a terrible liar and an even

worse rhymer *sobs*"

"You're lying pretty well now"

"Really?"

"No, but you're making progress"

"Oh"

"Besides, who said gremlins need to rhyme"

"Of course they do"

"Nope"

"Really?"

"Nope"

"Really?"

"Nope"

"Boring"

Anyway, back to the subject, I need to cook an annoying list guy, and I noticed you have one in a box.

~Poecilotheria metallica

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Ok, yes, I find it weirdly satisfying to yell automatically generated sentences that make no sense, And it is a brilliant coincidence that it said Mischief and Death are the only remaining sus activity seeing as he are (no mistake) a ferox, which are VERRrrrrry sus.

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