"what could I possibly have said to offend you"
Oh, I wonder, can't imagine what. . . Maybe calling me perseverent, YOU STARTED THE ARGUMENT, I'M JUST TRYING TO KEEP FACT IN EXISTENCE, if you think dodos are stupid, forget about faking ending it, I'll end it myself
AND YOU ALSO ENDED IT THREE TIMES, THIS WILL NOT BE THE LAST AND I KNOW IT
Now, if you'll excuse me I'm taking my bottled eyeball and leaving
~Poecilotheria metallica }(β’){
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