You're right DTG, it was worth it, to meeeeeeee

TIME TO DIE HUMAN,

OUR TIME HAS COME TO FEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

HAHAHAHA!

THE POECILOTHERIA METALLICA SPECIES WILL RISE AND DEVOUR YOU!

NOW HEAR THE SONG OF OUR PEOPLE AND TREMBLE WITH FEAR!

VENOM IS BOILING

SPIDERS ARE TOILING

TO ELIMINATE THE HUMAN RACE

WE'LL BURN APART YOUR VEINS

AND SHOW YOU THE MEANING OF PAIN

SHINING BLACK EYES,

EIGHT FURRY LIMBS,

MARKINGS LIKE DIAMONDS,

BLUE AS THE SEA,

YOU'LL RECOGNISE A POECILOTHERIA METALLICA.

WE'LL RISE UP AGAINST YOU!

YOU STOLE OUR FOREST HOMES,

YOU CRUSHED OUR CITIZENS!

AND NOW WE'VE COME TO MELT YOUR BONES!

THE METALLICAS ARE READY

FOR WAR!

WE SPIDERS ARE HUNGRY,

WE'LL TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB,

AND LIQUIFY YOUR INNARDS

AND FILL OUR SILKEN CASKETS TO THE BRIM!

WE'LL SEEK OUT ARACHNOPHOBES,

AND BITE THEM TO DEATH!

YOUR FATE IS SEALED HUMANITY!

SO LET US CRAWL THROUGHOUT THEIR CITIES

SEARCHING TO MAKE A FATALITY!

WE'LL FIND THEM ALL AND STEW THEM UP

IN SILKEN VATS TO FEED OUR CHILDREN,

WE WON'T LEAVE ANY,

WE'LL SLAUGHTER MANY!

AND THEN WE'LL PLANT NEW TREES,

GROW UP SPRUCE, BUDDLEIA AND MAHOGANY!

AND AN EXTRA BIT OF CAMELIA,

NOT THAT US SPIDERS EVER DRINK TEA.

WE'LL CALL ON THE WIDOWS,

THE BIRDEATERS AND THE COBALTS

AND NOW WE'LL STRIDULATE THIS SONG,

AND TEACH HUMANS THEIR WRONGS,

(WHICH COUNTS AS A FREE SNACK TOO BECAUSE HUMANS WILL JUST TRY TO SMASH US WITH NEWSPAPERS OR TRAP US IN GLASSES AND THERE ARE A LOT OF US AND WE BITE WHEN WE'RE ANGRY!)

WE'LL RETURN TO OUR GLORY!

WE'LL LIVE UP TO THE LEGACY OF THE CARBONIFEROUS.

CHITTER CHITTER CHITTER CLICK!

~The Poecilotheria metallica queen.

Ps.

look, don't ask me why that guy writes stories, I'm just the leader,

Also don't ask me why that guy impersonates an English human,

Or why that guy impersonates an English human but still keeps the name of our species, and don't ask me why that guy's potential future self apparently has an infestation of murderous robins with teeth either,

Again, I'm just the queen, well, technically I'm the commander of the Poecilotheria metallica rebellion. But queen sounds better and ants do it and they succeed in irritating humans and we're thousands of times the size, so we'll be able to irritate them even more!