DTG, SERIOUSLY, I have ended this already, but you…

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DTG, SERIOUSLY, I have ended this already, but you continuing has forced me to continue due to my annoying tendency to take any challenge head on.

don't take that badly, please, I am not religious but I am literally praying right now you don't take that badly.

Argument is hereby ended, I am filing the events of the argument into this lyrical folder, to officially

End.

The.

Debate.

Once there was a large argument.

Over data that was meant

To be taken into account.

When considering dodos.

this managed to amount,

In a 'minor' debate.

Due to a processing mistake.

There was a long discussion

Causing great concussion.

In every fanfictioner.

Fortunately The actions of skronkmonster, swamp and seasnake.

Were enough to make forgiveness a piece of cake*

And now here I am,

This ending's not a scam.

I truly am sincere,

We've all had a bad year.

So such tension is normal.

We just must try to keep the war small.

I'm not gonna lie,

Being rude is as easy as pie.

But it's critical to try,

To stay in a group,

Even if our life is poop.

And now I write this song,

And accept what I've done wrong.

And don't worry,

I really am sorry.

All I've got left to say,

Is have a good day.

Because we all have stories to write

And battles not to fight.

So I really will say.

I don't want to stay,

This argument has been long enough.

Over trivial stuff.

I'm going off to do other things,

I might write a chapter, I might sprout wings.

(Highly unlikely but I'm running out of time,

To think up a good rhyme)

So let us go,

And do what we do.

And by the way, this has not been bliss

But I really don't give a (think what rhymes, because I am not writing that!)

Now I've got character design,

To interrupt this line.

I hope I won't see you next time,

Because it has not been fun.

And I totally am done.

I know you agree,

So let us just see

Where fate carries us,

Like an ethereal omnibus.

Now let me make it clear.

I am being so sincere.

We both have to go.

This meeting has brought us low.

Let's get on with our life,

And stop this needless strife.

Get on with our life. . .

Get on with our life. . .

Get on with our. . .

L

I

F

E

*That was sarcastic, it has been hard, but it's done now, or if it's not, then I certainly am.

~Poecilotheria metallica,

Ps. and honestly that song came out better than I expected, hope you agree, either way,

Until we meet again, hopefully on peaceful terms.

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