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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dire bear? Funny dire bear jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 5 · Answer 1 · 2022-03-08T16:23:00+00:00

I support the right to arm bears

Up if you do too

score 5 · Answer 2 · 2022-02-13T18:36:14+00:00

In intense Irish accent:

"it won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies.

Like thylas and bears.

Or carnos and bears.

Or terror birds and bears.

Or bears and other bears.

Damn bears, they ruin the redwoods!"

Up if you get the reference

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2024-03-30T04:16:22+00:00

Um guys? Is that Freddy Fazbear?

Hur hur hur Hur hur hur Hur hur hur hur

score 6 · Answer 4 · 2021-04-26T12:18:29+00:00

Is it a bear,a dire bear,no it’s a super buff beaver that got its tail chopped off and now wants revenge.

score 6 · Answer 5 · 2020-12-05T05:22:08+00:00

I have a lvl 133 and it deals 200 DMG HOLY $#!T

score 6 · Answer 6 · 2020-11-15T02:30:03+00:00

I just bearly made it! get it... oh ok... I will leave now...

score 7 · Answer 7 · 2020-03-23T16:37:50+00:00

When your alone and you see a high level bear/wolf

This is a DIRE situation

(Guy with pterodactyl)

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2024-10-20T06:13:06+00:00

My dire bear 1 shoted a lvl 30 pt 200 damage per hit

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2023-12-28T23:16:08+00:00

This guy doesn’t want a pic-a-nic basket.

It wants to pic-a-nic at your organs.

score 4 · Answer 10 · 2022-04-06T20:33:41+00:00

What happens when you hear a dire bear roar?

He will reduce you to atoms

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2024-09-24T01:41:41+00:00

Brother looks like he's LOCKED IN (or really hungry)

But I posted this here mainly cuz to tell you the the lock in meme song is Heartburn by Tenseoh

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2022-03-17T02:44:57+00:00

I once saw a direbear break a rex's spine that was more than twice his level...

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2022-03-14T22:36:36+00:00

I was taming but terror bird killed him i kiled all terror birds in wold 😡

score 8 · Answer 14 · 2018-09-09T16:13:28+00:00

Punching it in the snout will make him run away

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2024-08-17T18:00:17+00:00

Jhonny:hey um jef

Jef:yea

Jhonny:why do you have a bear?

Jef:him he's named winnie the pooh and also he doesn't play around

Jhonny:heh?

Winnie the pooh:ra ra b#tch

Jhonny:..........dang......he knows some words

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2022-10-25T08:35:57+00:00

I don't know why but I just ride my pteradon around and bite other dinosaurs🦕

Rip perry😢................

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2024-08-04T17:25:46+00:00

So I was taming this thing and my cousin brother ( camed to my house as a guest with his parents)who is 8 years old AND has'over Gen-Zness" was watching me play ark and started asking questions and I had reply them and can't scold him bcoz he is a snitch,Back to the topic once this dire bear tamed the screen popped with "Name you're dire bear!" So he suggested the name 'Grizzy the rizzy" like What the heck💀💀 is a grizzy rizzy?

🔝 me for free dire bear ;)

(I definitely didn't named my dire bear Grizzy the rizzy ☺️😊👍👌)

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2024-07-31T03:12:55+00:00

Respawn with beacon is the biggest bs I have Ever seen.

score 5 · Answer 19 · 2020-10-07T12:29:45+00:00

Me and the boys when theres no honey ham

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2024-06-05T03:03:08+00:00

Me when I saw the 'HUNT DIREBEAR' pursuit:

Imma see that. 1s later... its locked.

Found out i gotta get a gun.

WHY!? I can do it with a sword and a ptera!

I ACTUALLY DONT WANNA LOOK MODERN IN ARK CUZ OF ALL THE DINOS. I DONT NEED GUNS.