Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
In intense Irish accent:
"it won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies.
Like thylas and bears.
Or carnos and bears.
Or terror birds and bears.
Or bears and other bears.
Damn bears, they ruin the redwoods!"
Up if you get the reference
More Dire Bear Funny Tips
Its like a bear, only dire.
I bear trap doesnβt work on a bear wildcard wtf
All of the jokes about βDireβ are almost unβbearβable
Ok, Iβll leave........
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .
feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet
Just don't meet it. Or else you will have a dire consequence.
You guys are in dire need of new jokes.
If you go out in the woods today, your in for a big surpriseπΆπΆ
If you go out in the woods today, your parasaur will dieπΆπΆ