So I was taming this thing and my cousin brother ( camed to my house as a guest with his parents)who is 8 years old AND has'over Gen-Zness" was watching me play ark and started asking questions and I had reply them and can't scold him bcoz he is a snitch,Back to the topic once this dire bear tamed the screen popped with "Name you're dire bear!" So he suggested the name 'Grizzy the rizzy" like What the heck💀💀 is a grizzy rizzy?

🔝 me for free dire bear ;)

(I definitely didn't named my dire bear Grizzy the rizzy ☺️😊👍👌)

Respawn with beacon is the biggest bs I have Ever seen.

What does dire mean lol i dont know hat it means

Here is how u become a pro:

Step one: tame a dire bear

Step two: love ur dire bear

Step three: name it mrs/mr snuffles

Step five: murder everything and level it up even more ( gigas, titans, and alpha carno and Rex don’t count)

Step twenty: u are pro

I sorry for this but I just can’t bear him

giant bee nest: buzzzzzzz

direbear: turns into winnie le pooh

direbear oh boy some honey

direbear: sees human

direbear: changes to bear again

direbear: prime meat?

nom nom nom

1 like one human fed to pooh bear he’s hangry

Bear song!

I am a bear

Boy boy boy boy!

I will eat u

Boy boy boy boy!

I and fat but some how fast

Boy boy boy boy!

I will eat u and ur family

Boy boy boy boy!

I like honey but i dont like u

Boy boy boy boy!

My saddel is expensive

Boy boy boy boy !

Im under estimated all the time

Boy boy boy boy!

Now this song is over

Boy boy boy boy!

……

Bear: now i need a beer

Song by:alex gamer 69

Just tame it as well as a phiomba then you have Pooh and piglet

Me when I saw the 'HUNT DIREBEAR' pursuit:

Imma see that. 1s later... its locked.

Found out i gotta get a gun.

WHY!? I can do it with a sword and a ptera!

I ACTUALLY DONT WANNA LOOK MODERN IN ARK CUZ OF ALL THE DINOS. I DONT NEED GUNS.

Tell me these pics aren’t forever. It’s a day passed April fools and I’m getting worried 😟

OK this is April Fools’ Day. I go onto the app to look something up and for some reason the dire bear picture was an old granny why game? Why? :Dayco

Why will nobody host a BATTLE ROYALE between Bear (BIG Blue House), Paddington, Yogi Bear, and Pooh?

It's super cool Iamo.

This creature reminded me of my friend. Mean on the outside, but when given a healthy dose of forcetame, really nice and protective

If you've got one with black fur, some white paint and time to kill, you've got yourself a Kier panda

Why when I shoot this thing and knock it out terror birds come out of nowhere and kill it :(

Baloo

The bear of necessity the simple bear of necessity forget about your worry and your strife

Where ever I wander where ever I roam wherever I ponder in my big home the beer are buzzing the trees making some honey just for me

Roar!! Im a bear! Ro- Giga roar: RRRRROOOOOAAAARRRRR

I heard bears eat meat and honey. I found out the meat part the hard way.

I thought it was friendly till i went i was screaming when it chased me it was 1 am and tomorrow was school so pls dont approach it

Winnie the Pooh but does social distancing, you should do too, stay safe