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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dire bear? Funny dire bear jokes submitted by ARK players.
Bear song!
I am a bear
Boy boy boy boy!
I will eat u
Boy boy boy boy!
I and fat but some how fast
Boy boy boy boy!
I will eat u and ur family
Boy boy boy boy!
I like honey but i dont like u
Boy boy boy boy!
My saddel is expensive
Boy boy boy boy !
Im under estimated all the time
Boy boy boy boy!
Now this song is over
Boy boy boy boy!
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Bear: now i need a beer
Song by:alex gamer 69
I was trying to take one and took me 2hours to do it and died 100 times it was me or the bear was dead!!!! Crikey or mamma Mia and wasted 100 Tranquilizer arrows and darts and have no more iron to make more I’m a idiot and I just got the ark survival edition Xbox one and is been Installing for three days.