Me: truth or dare?

Friend: dare

Me: 😮

Me: ok for your dare we play a game called DIE OR BEAR!

Friend: ummmmm…

Me: chooooooose noooooooooow!

Friend: b-b-bbb- bear

Me:they be the same 😈 oh and it’s not die or bear it’s DIRE BEAR BECAUSE THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE HAHAHAH😈😈😈😈😈

Friend: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

I support the right to arm bears

Up if you do too

In intense Irish accent:

"it won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies.

Like thylas and bears.

Or carnos and bears.

Or terror birds and bears.

Or bears and other bears.

Damn bears, they ruin the redwoods!"

Up if you get the reference

Is it a bear,a dire bear,no it’s a super buff beaver that got its tail chopped off and now wants revenge.

Um guys? Is that Freddy Fazbear?

Hur hur hur Hur hur hur Hur hur hur hur

When your alone and you see a high level bear/wolf

This is a DIRE situation

(Guy with pterodactyl)

I have a lvl 133 and it deals 200 DMG HOLY $#!T

I just bearly made it! get it... oh ok... I will leave now...

This guy doesn’t want a pic-a-nic basket.

It wants to pic-a-nic at your organs.

What happens when you hear a dire bear roar?

He will reduce you to atoms

I once saw a direbear break a rex's spine that was more than twice his level...

I was taming but terror bird killed him i kiled all terror birds in wold 😡

Punching it in the snout will make him run away

My dire bear 1 shoted a lvl 30 pt 200 damage per hit

Brother looks like he's LOCKED IN (or really hungry)

But I posted this here mainly cuz to tell you the the lock in meme song is Heartburn by Tenseoh

I don't know why but I just ride my pteradon around and bite other dinosaurs🦕

Rip perry😢................

Me and the boys when theres no honey ham

Jhonny:hey um jef

Jef:yea

Jhonny:why do you have a bear?

Jef:him he's named winnie the pooh and also he doesn't play around

Jhonny:heh?

Winnie the pooh:ra ra b#tch

Jhonny:..........dang......he knows some words

So I was taming this thing and my cousin brother ( camed to my house as a guest with his parents)who is 8 years old AND has'over Gen-Zness" was watching me play ark and started asking questions and I had reply them and can't scold him bcoz he is a snitch,Back to the topic once this dire bear tamed the screen popped with "Name you're dire bear!" So he suggested the name 'Grizzy the rizzy" like What the heck💀💀 is a grizzy rizzy?

🔝 me for free dire bear ;)

(I definitely didn't named my dire bear Grizzy the rizzy ☺️😊👍👌)

Respawn with beacon is the biggest bs I have Ever seen.