Its like a bear, only dire.

The pic looks like it crying.

It’s a giant weeny-the-Pooh. All you have to do is paint it yellow and red and then... BEHOLD!!! Weeny-The-Pooh on steroids!!!

All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able








Ok, I’ll leave........

You guys are in dire need of new jokes.

“I’m smarter then the average bear!”

It will be hard but tame a dire bear a titanoboa a sabertooth a mantis and mesopithicus bam u got the furious 5

Is it bad I want to paint one yellow and red and name it Winnie the Pooh?😂

Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms

So I’m walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is I’ll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)

HOLY $#!T I was wrong