Wonder why the bear trap wont work on a bear....
Its like a bear, only dire.
It’s Winnie the poo grown up but instead of crazing honey he now craves Speed.
All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able
Ok, I’ll leave........
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .
Previete fellow Russian comrade if u get this to number one spot I will tame a bunch and only use them to survive the island no other tames and fight all the bosses with them and post it on my channel and u get to name them if there Russian names
feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet
So a film called cocain bear came out recently...
The bears that spawn in the honey caves on crystal isles are called poohbears in the files…