Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

Me: truth or dare?
Friend: dare
Me: ๐ฎ
Me: ok for your dare we play a game called DIE OR BEAR!
Friend: ummmmmโฆ
Me: chooooooose noooooooooow!
Friend: b-b-bbb- bear
Me:they be the same ๐ oh and itโs not die or bear itโs DIRE BEAR BECAUSE THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE HAHAHAH๐๐๐๐๐
Friend: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
More Dire Bear Funny Tips
Its like a bear, only dire.
I bear trap doesnโt work on a bear wildcard wtf
All of the jokes about โDireโ are almost unโbearโable
Ok, Iโll leave........
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .
feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet
Just don't meet it. Or else you will have a dire consequence.
You guys are in dire need of new jokes.
If you go out in the woods today, your in for a big surprise๐ถ๐ถ
If you go out in the woods today, your parasaur will die๐ถ๐ถ