Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me: truth or dare?
Friend: dare
Me: ๐ฎ
Me: ok for your dare we play a game called DIE OR BEAR!
Friend: ummmmmโฆ
Me: chooooooose noooooooooow!
Friend: b-b-bbb- bear
Me:they be the same ๐ oh and itโs not die or bear itโs DIRE BEAR BECAUSE THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE HAHAHAH๐๐๐๐๐
Friend: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
More Direbear Funny Tips
Its like a bear, only dire.
All of the jokes about โDireโ are almost unโbearโable
Ok, Iโll leave........
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .
Itโs Winnie the poo grown up but instead of crazing honey he now craves Speed.
Previete fellow Russian comrade if u get this to number one spot I will tame a bunch and only use them to survive the island no other tames and fight all the bosses with them and post it on my channel and u get to name them if there Russian names
feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet
The bears that spawn in the honey caves on crystal isles are called poohbears in the filesโฆ
* but nobody laughed.