Its like a bear, only dire.

Brother looks like he's LOCKED IN (or really hungry)

But I posted this here mainly cuz to tell you the the lock in meme song is Heartburn by Tenseoh

All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able

Ok, I’ll leave........

dye it yellow, name it fredbear, make it agressive, set it on wandering. now you have just committed bite of 87’.

Me: where are the terror bird?

Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms

You saw a 250 right outside our base?

HOLD MY BEAR

Me: *sees a dude kill a player with a yellow bear*

Me: Was that the Bite of 87!?

Me:”GUYS I FOUND FREEDY FAZBEAR”

My friend:”its actally a dire bear”

Me:*tames it and names it fredy fazbear*

Me to friend:”what direbear? Hes freddy”

Friend:”you named it-“

Me:ATTACK

*friend dies*

-dog

When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .

feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet