What are some funny jokes or stories about the direbear? Funny direbear jokes submitted by ARK players.
Its like a bear, only dire.
All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able
Ok, I’ll leave........
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .
Make a metal pizzeria in the middle of somewhere and invite you friends, at the entrance there will be one direbear that randomly goes wandering around.
*fnaf jingle plays*
Previete fellow Russian comrade if u get this to number one spot I will tame a bunch and only use them to survive the island no other tames and fight all the bosses with them and post it on my channel and u get to name them if there Russian names
So a film called cocain bear came out recently...
feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet
So I’m walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is I’ll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)
HOLY $#!T I was wrong
The pic looks like it crying.
You guys are in dire need of new jokes.
Winnie the Pooh has been involved in a incident with a toxic waste leakage…… and he is hungry for honey 🍯
If you go out in the woods today, your in for a big surprise🎶🎶
If you go out in the woods today, your parasaur will die🎶🎶
Roses are red, Direbears are rude. If you hear one roar, your probably screwed.
Is it bad I want to paint one yellow and red and name it Winnie the Pooh?😂
I couldn't BEAR if my bear died that would be BERRY bad for me. The FIBER of my being would be destroyed if he died!
Brown Bear, Brown Bear, what do you see?
Bear: I see a new playa lookin’ at mah. Imma eat ‘em up!
New Player, New Player, what do you see?
New Player: I see a…
Game: you were killed by Direbear lvl: 169
Bear: HAH! Dat was tasty.
Best name when u catch a boy bear: Yogi bear. Then mate Yogi and a female and name it bo bo then get a picnic basket.
It's best if you have a big blue house for it to live in.