Its like a bear, only dire.

All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able








Ok, I’ll leave........

The pic looks like it crying.

It’s a giant weeny-the-Pooh. All you have to do is paint it yellow and red and then... BEHOLD!!! Weeny-The-Pooh on steroids!!!

You guys are in dire need of new jokes.

“I’m smarter then the average bear!”

It will be hard but tame a dire bear a titanoboa a sabertooth a mantis and mesopithicus bam u got the furious 5

Is it bad I want to paint one yellow and red and name it Winnie the Pooh?😂

Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms

So I’m walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is I’ll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)

HOLY $#!T I was wrong

I have a lvl 133 and it deals 200 DMG HOLY $#!T

If you go out in the woods today, your in for a big surprise🎶🎶
If you go out in the woods today, your parasaur will die🎶🎶

You saw a 250 right outside our base?


HOLD MY BEAR

When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .

Me: (sees 2 of them). Also me: DONT MOVE. direbear: ( walks past me). Me: huh nevermind. Direbear: COME HERE BOIIIIIIIIII.

feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet

I just bearly made it! get it... oh ok... I will leave now...

in ark you ride bear in abberant ark bear rides you

Me: *Walks through the redwood forest(aka the hundred acre wood)*
Dire bear : *Appears*
Me: Arrrggghhh!!!
Dire bear: is you Christopher Robin?
Me: n-n-no?
Dire bear: do you haves honey
Me: nooooooooo??
Dire bear: THEN YOU SHALL DIEEEE
BilltheButthole was yeeted by level 10,000,000,000 Dire bear (Winnie)

Me:ITS WINNIE THE POOH*walks too close* Bear:*roars* Me:Want honey. *dies*