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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the direbear? Funny direbear jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 922 · Answer 1 · 2017-01-11T21:35:30+00:00

Its like a bear, only dire.

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2021-10-15T18:56:05+00:00

Brown Bear, Brown Bear, what do you see?

Bear: I see a new playa lookin’ at mah. Imma eat ‘em up!

New Player, New Player, what do you see?

New Player: I see a…

Game: you were killed by Direbear lvl: 169

Bear: HAH! Dat was tasty.

score 116 · Answer 3 · 2020-04-25T06:29:31+00:00

Me: where are the terror bird?

Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms

score 62 · Answer 4 · 2020-12-12T16:32:48+00:00

All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able

Ok, I’ll leave........

score 18 · Answer 5 · 2021-06-29T22:03:16+00:00

Roses are red, Direbears are rude. If you hear one roar, your probably screwed.

score 60 · Answer 6 · 2020-12-06T15:23:07+00:00

The pic looks like it crying.

score 272 · Answer 7 · 2017-09-07T19:05:25+00:00

You saw a 250 right outside our base?

HOLD MY BEAR

score 91 · Answer 8 · 2020-04-16T08:32:55+00:00

So I’m walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is I’ll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)

HOLY $#!T I was wrong

score 58 · Answer 9 · 2020-10-24T21:20:14+00:00

You guys are in dire need of new jokes.

score 210 · Answer 10 · 2018-03-15T00:51:22+00:00

When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .

score 85 · Answer 11 · 2020-02-15T18:13:55+00:00

If you go out in the woods today, your in for a big surprise🎶🎶

If you go out in the woods today, your parasaur will die🎶🎶

score 60 · Answer 12 · 2020-07-24T16:03:08+00:00

Is it bad I want to paint one yellow and red and name it Winnie the Pooh?😂

score 5 · Answer 13 · 2021-08-26T15:53:22+00:00

So your damage:yes

Your speed:yes

Your health:enough

Enough what:enough to kill a dire bear with only my fist but I’m still left with 10 hp

YOUR TOO DANGEROUS TO LIVE

Their health:23615271625

score 197 · Answer 14 · 2017-07-27T12:30:47+00:00

feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet

score 7 · Answer 15 · 2021-08-06T03:48:04+00:00

It is so fat that I got my dire bear stuck in a cave entrance so I will need to kill him then revive him he is level 51

score 29 · Answer 16 · 2020-11-30T00:33:27+00:00

It’s a giant weeny-the-Pooh. All you have to do is paint it yellow and red and then... BEHOLD!!! Weeny-The-Pooh on steroids!!!

score 6 · Answer 17 · 2021-07-20T23:29:48+00:00

Just noticed the total time is longer than the actual total time because honeys faster than kibble it’s just what XD

score 131 · Answer 18 · 2017-07-13T13:15:28+00:00

I couldn't BEAR if my bear died that would be BERRY bad for me. The FIBER of my being would be destroyed if he died!

score 5 · Answer 19 · 2021-07-28T06:05:37+00:00

Me: truth or dare?

Friend: dare

Me: 😮

Me: ok for your dare we play a game called DIE OR BEAR!

Friend: ummmmm…

Me: chooooooose noooooooooow!

Friend: b-b-bbb- bear

Me:they be the same 😈 oh and it’s not die or bear it’s DIRE BEAR BECAUSE THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE HAHAHAH😈😈😈😈😈

Friend: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

score 5 · Answer 20 · 2021-07-28T06:05:37+00:00