Is it bad I want to paint one yellow and red and name it Winnie the Pooh?😂

Its like a bear, only dire.

Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms

So I’m walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is I’ll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)

HOLY $#!T I was wrong

If you go out in the woods today, your in for a big surprise🎶🎶
If you go out in the woods today, your parasaur will die🎶🎶

Rose's are red,violets are blue. I tamed a dire bear...so should you!

Find two one brown freddy fazbear and paint one yellow golden freddy then find a kagaroo paint it blue bonnie a peligornis and paint it yellow chica and finally get a large ferox paint it red foxy you got the fnaf crew!

Me:ITS WINNIE THE POOH*walks too close* Bear:*roars* Me:Want honey. *dies*

in ark you ride bear in abberant ark bear rides you

You saw a 250 right outside our base?


HOLD MY BEAR

When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .

feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet

New survivor:ok i'm going to just sneak by
Dire bear:im going to end this man's whole career

Ok story time. I had just moved to the arctic on genus is when i was hunting. I cam across a dire bear. I had aleays seen them as neutral so I went on my way when i was about the length of a juvie anky the thing pretty much said screw you and killed me and on another note Geisis is brutal

When I first tried to tame one it was level 137 and it killed me in one bite 😩

Its a bear and bear trap doesn’t work on the bear.nice logic

“Large” Bear traps work

And this boy chunky

1) Tame 1 male, 1 female
2) ~10k health, rest melee
3) Bring to Scorched Earth
4) Become Dune Master

Upvot,e so dire bears can get caught in bear traps

I couldn't BEAR if my bear died that would be BERRY bad for me. The FIBER of my being would be destroyed if he died!