Its like a bear, only dire.

Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms

So I’m walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is I’ll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)

HOLY $#!T I was wrong

If you go out in the woods today, your in for a big surprise🎶🎶
If you go out in the woods today, your parasaur will die🎶🎶

Me:ITS WINNIE THE POOH*walks too close* Bear:*roars* Me:Want honey. *dies*

Ok story time. I had just moved to the arctic on genus is when i was hunting. I cam across a dire bear. I had aleays seen them as neutral so I went on my way when i was about the length of a juvie anky the thing pretty much said screw you and killed me and on another note Geisis is brutal

in ark you ride bear in abberant ark bear rides you

You saw a 250 right outside our base?


HOLD MY BEAR

When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .

feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet

“Large” Bear traps work

And this boy chunky

New survivor:ok i'm going to just sneak by
Dire bear:im going to end this man's whole career

Just tame up one of these,a Phiomia,and a Thylacoleo
and you got most of the crew i think an Equus would be closest to the donkey

I couldn't BEAR if my bear died that would be BERRY bad for me. The FIBER of my being would be destroyed if he died!

Upvot,e so dire bears can get caught in bear traps

It's best if you have a big blue house for it to live in.

I just couldn't bear the dire consequences that would happen to me if I was killed by one of these guys.

I'm beary sorry.

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life
Wherever I wander, wherever I roam
I couldn't be fonder of my big home
The bees are buzzin' in the tree
To make some honey just for me
When you look under the rocks and plants
And take a glance at the fancy ants
Then maybe try a few
The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life
Now when you pick a pawpaw
Or a prickly pear
And you prick a raw paw
Well next time beware
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear
Try to use the claw
But you don't need to use the claw
When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw
Have I given you a clue?

when using fists its not takling about the creature

‘Bear’ Trap doesn’t work guys....