What are some funny jokes or stories about the direbear? Funny direbear jokes submitted by ARK players.
Its like a bear, only dire.
Brown Bear, Brown Bear, what do you see?
Bear: I see a new playa lookin’ at mah. Imma eat ‘em up!
New Player, New Player, what do you see?
New Player: I see a…
Game: you were killed by Direbear lvl: 169
Bear: HAH! Dat was tasty.
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able
Ok, I’ll leave........
Roses are red, Direbears are rude. If you hear one roar, your probably screwed.
The pic looks like it crying.
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
So I’m walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is I’ll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)
HOLY $#!T I was wrong
You guys are in dire need of new jokes.
When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .
If you go out in the woods today, your in for a big surprise🎶🎶
If you go out in the woods today, your parasaur will die🎶🎶
Is it bad I want to paint one yellow and red and name it Winnie the Pooh?😂
So your damage:yes
Enough what:enough to kill a dire bear with only my fist but I’m still left with 10 hp
YOUR TOO DANGEROUS TO LIVE
feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet
It is so fat that I got my dire bear stuck in a cave entrance so I will need to kill him then revive him he is level 51
It’s a giant weeny-the-Pooh. All you have to do is paint it yellow and red and then... BEHOLD!!! Weeny-The-Pooh on steroids!!!
Just noticed the total time is longer than the actual total time because honeys faster than kibble it’s just what XD
I couldn't BEAR if my bear died that would be BERRY bad for me. The FIBER of my being would be destroyed if he died!
Me: truth or dare?
Me: ok for your dare we play a game called DIE OR BEAR!
Me: chooooooose noooooooooow!
Friend: b-b-bbb- bear
Me:they be the same 😈 oh and it’s not die or bear it’s DIRE BEAR BECAUSE THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE HAHAHAH😈😈😈😈😈