What are some funny jokes or stories about the direbear? Funny direbear jokes submitted by ARK players.
A bear in Dire need of honey…. And your life
Its like a bear, only dire.
“Look Boo Boo a Picnic basket!”
haha freddy fazbear haha fnaf look its fredbear oh looks like the birthday boy wants to give fredbear a big kiss 1..2..3
Why when I shoot this thing and knock it out terror birds come out of nowhere and kill it :(
All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able
Ok, I’ll leave........
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
Winnie the Pooh packs a punch.
Great for caves and seems to get faster XP than a Rex
(Hits harder than my base rex)that I use for every day tasks
Can’t wait to breed for mutations and focus on health mutations since it is high damage and lacks HP
My base bear is 9k health and 700% melee.
It's just a big KILLER TEDDY
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .
The pic looks like it crying.
So I’m walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is I’ll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)
HOLY $#!T I was wrong
You guys are in dire need of new jokes.
Roses are red, Direbears are rude. If you hear one roar, your probably screwed.
feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet
If you go out in the woods today, your in for a big surprise🎶🎶
If you go out in the woods today, your parasaur will die🎶🎶
Brown Bear, Brown Bear, what do you see?
Bear: I see a new playa lookin’ at mah. Imma eat ‘em up!
New Player, New Player, what do you see?
New Player: I see a…
Game: you were killed by Direbear lvl: 169
Bear: HAH! Dat was tasty.
2 terror bird, gank him but died to bear with only one hit😂
Is it bad I want to paint one yellow and red and name it Winnie the Pooh?😂