Its like a bear, only dire.

All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able

Ok, I’ll leave........

You saw a 250 right outside our base?

HOLD MY BEAR

Me: where are the terror bird?

Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms

When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .

feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet

You guys are in dire need of new jokes.

If you go out in the woods today, your in for a big surprise🎶🎶

If you go out in the woods today, your parasaur will die🎶🎶

Previete fellow Russian comrade if u get this to number one spot I will tame a bunch and only use them to survive the island no other tames and fight all the bosses with them and post it on my channel and u get to name them if there Russian names

So I’m walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is I’ll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)

HOLY $#!T I was wrong

The pic looks like it crying.

Is it bad I want to paint one yellow and red and name it Winnie the Pooh?😂

Roses are red, Direbears are rude. If you hear one roar, your probably screwed.

I couldn't BEAR if my bear died that would be BERRY bad for me. The FIBER of my being would be destroyed if he died!

So a film called cocain bear came out recently...

dye it yellow, name it fredbear, make it agressive, set it on wandering. now you have just committed bite of 87’.

Winnie the Pooh has been involved in a incident with a toxic waste leakage…… and he is hungry for honey 🍯

Brown Bear, Brown Bear, what do you see?

Bear: I see a new playa lookin’ at mah. Imma eat ‘em up!

New Player, New Player, what do you see?

New Player: I see a…

Game: you were killed by Direbear lvl: 169

Bear: HAH! Dat was tasty.

It's best if you have a big blue house for it to live in.

I just couldn't bear the dire consequences that would happen to me if I was killed by one of these guys.

I'm beary sorry.