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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the direbear? Funny direbear jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 902 · Answer 1 · 2017-01-11T21:35:30+00:00

Its like a bear, only dire.

score 170 · Answer 2 · 2020-12-12T16:32:48+00:00

All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able

Ok, I’ll leave........

score 196 · Answer 3 · 2020-04-25T06:29:31+00:00

Me: where are the terror bird?

Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms

score 331 · Answer 4 · 2017-09-07T19:05:25+00:00

You saw a 250 right outside our base?

HOLD MY BEAR

score 266 · Answer 5 · 2018-03-15T00:51:22+00:00

When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .

score 6 · Answer 6 · 2023-07-21T12:02:13+00:00

Make a metal pizzeria in the middle of somewhere and invite you friends, at the entrance there will be one direbear that randomly goes wandering around.

*fnaf jingle plays*

score 25 · Answer 7 · 2023-02-27T13:04:40+00:00

Previete fellow Russian comrade if u get this to number one spot I will tame a bunch and only use them to survive the island no other tames and fight all the bosses with them and post it on my channel and u get to name them if there Russian names

score 18 · Answer 8 · 2023-04-08T20:08:58+00:00

So a film called cocain bear came out recently...

score 219 · Answer 9 · 2017-07-27T12:30:47+00:00

feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet

score 118 · Answer 10 · 2020-04-16T08:32:55+00:00

So I’m walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is I’ll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)

HOLY $#!T I was wrong

score 86 · Answer 11 · 2020-12-06T15:23:07+00:00

The pic looks like it crying.

score 86 · Answer 12 · 2020-10-24T21:20:14+00:00

You guys are in dire need of new jokes.

score 23 · Answer 13 · 2022-11-19T20:16:10+00:00

Winnie the Pooh has been involved in a incident with a toxic waste leakage…… and he is hungry for honey 🍯

score 100 · Answer 14 · 2020-02-15T18:13:55+00:00

If you go out in the woods today, your in for a big surprise🎶🎶

If you go out in the woods today, your parasaur will die🎶🎶

score 52 · Answer 15 · 2021-06-29T22:03:16+00:00

Roses are red, Direbears are rude. If you hear one roar, your probably screwed.

score 71 · Answer 16 · 2020-07-24T16:03:08+00:00

Is it bad I want to paint one yellow and red and name it Winnie the Pooh?😂

score 115 · Answer 17 · 2017-07-13T13:15:28+00:00

I couldn't BEAR if my bear died that would be BERRY bad for me. The FIBER of my being would be destroyed if he died!

score 32 · Answer 18 · 2021-10-15T18:56:05+00:00

Brown Bear, Brown Bear, what do you see?

Bear: I see a new playa lookin’ at mah. Imma eat ‘em up!

New Player, New Player, what do you see?

New Player: I see a…

Game: you were killed by Direbear lvl: 169

Bear: HAH! Dat was tasty.

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2023-07-26T01:10:11+00:00

Best name when u catch a boy bear: Yogi bear. Then mate Yogi and a female and name it bo bo then get a picnic basket.

score 86 · Answer 20 · 2017-10-12T14:40:19+00:00

It's best if you have a big blue house for it to live in.