Its like a bear, only dire.

feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet

You saw a 250 right outside our base?


HOLD MY BEAR

When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .

I couldn't BEAR if my bear died that would be BERRY bad for me. The FIBER of my being would be destroyed if he died!

It's best if you have a big blue house for it to live in.

I just couldn't bear the dire consequences that would happen to me if I was killed by one of these guys.

I'm beary sorry.

"Just a little larger small helping..."

So much room for Pooh Bear jokes, here.

‘Bear’ Trap doesn’t work guys....

I thought it was a cute bear and got mauled

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life
Wherever I wander, wherever I roam
I couldn't be fonder of my big home
The bees are buzzin' in the tree
To make some honey just for me
When you look under the rocks and plants
And take a glance at the fancy ants
Then maybe try a few
The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life
Now when you pick a pawpaw
Or a prickly pear
And you prick a raw paw
Well next time beware
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear
Try to use the claw
But you don't need to use the claw
When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw
Have I given you a clue?

Hide your pic-a-nic baskets








I’m sorry

Only you can prevent forest fires

Tame many and paint pastel colors and name after carebears, put on aggressive and wander inside base walls "Raiderxx killed by SHAREBEAR"

Me: Let’s go tame a direbear!
Other friend: Sure.
Me: Shoots and misses as a whole hoard follows us.
Both: RUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!

I thought Bigfoot was the most scary and hairy thing in the woods...

If youre new and you find this guy. be ready to BEAR the consequences

Upvot,e so dire bears can get caught in bear traps

Punching it in the snout will make him run away

Pooh bear is in the game! My dad tamed a yellow bear with honey