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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the direbear? Funny direbear jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 5 · Answer 1 · 2024-02-14T13:38:16+00:00

It’s Winnie the poo grown up but instead of crazing honey he now craves Speed.

score 37 · Answer 2 · 2019-10-03T14:26:26+00:00

Just tame up one of these,a Phiomia,and a Thylacoleo

and you got most of the crew i think an Equus would be closest to the donkey

score 52 · Answer 3 · 2017-08-29T02:21:39+00:00

"Just a little larger small helping..."

So much room for Pooh Bear jokes, here.

score 46 · Answer 4 · 2017-12-28T07:22:45+00:00

I thought it was a cute bear and got mauled

score 35 · Answer 5 · 2019-07-02T17:58:39+00:00

Nobody:

Literally Everyone Here: Wanna hear a BEARY good joke? It's unBEARably funny!

We get it. It's a Bear.

Please. The puns aren't good.

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2024-07-31T03:12:55+00:00

Respawn with beacon is the biggest bs I have Ever seen.

score 14 · Answer 7 · 2022-07-15T00:01:13+00:00

BEHOLD,THE LEGENDARY, THE AMAZING, THE SUPERIOR…

paddington

score 24 · Answer 8 · 2020-11-30T19:01:32+00:00

It will be hard but tame a dire bear a titanoboa a sabertooth a mantis and mesopithicus bam u got the furious 5

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2024-02-08T13:00:00+00:00

* but nobody laughed.

score 18 · Answer 10 · 2021-08-26T15:53:22+00:00

So your damage:yes

Your speed:yes

Your health:enough

Enough what:enough to kill a dire bear with only my fist but I’m still left with 10 hp

YOUR TOO DANGEROUS TO LIVE

Their health:23615271625

score 36 · Answer 11 · 2018-06-06T19:46:01+00:00

Only you can prevent forest fires

score 23 · Answer 12 · 2020-09-11T12:21:55+00:00

Me: (sees 2 of them). Also me: DONT MOVE. direbear: ( walks past me). Me: huh nevermind. Direbear: COME HERE BOIIIIIIIIII.

score 9 · Answer 13 · 2023-02-04T13:27:39+00:00

Masha & Bear

Lost eposide=Survival in ARK

score 17 · Answer 14 · 2021-08-06T03:48:04+00:00

It is so fat that I got my dire bear stuck in a cave entrance so I will need to kill him then revive him he is level 51

score 20 · Answer 15 · 2020-12-09T10:55:07+00:00

“I’m smarter then the average bear!”

score 5 · Answer 16 · 2023-10-06T03:54:05+00:00

Oh my its grandma run for your life

score 13 · Answer 17 · 2022-03-02T20:43:24+00:00

Only upgrade its speed and boom: Freddy Fastbear

score 22 · Answer 18 · 2020-05-11T17:10:58+00:00

New survivor:ok i'm going to just sneak by

Dire bear:im going to end this man's whole career

score 4 · Answer 19 · 2023-11-17T17:02:40+00:00

Like a cute cuddly teddy bear if cute cuddly teddy bears were incredibly violent

score 20 · Answer 20 · 2020-07-03T23:12:43+00:00

Rose's are red,violets are blue. I tamed a dire bear...so should you!