Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

The bear went over the mountain
The bear went over the mountain
To see what he could see
And all that he could see
And all that he could see
Was a bunch of dumb survivors trying to get honey without bug repellent.
More Direbear Funny Tips
Its like a bear, only dire.
All of the jokes about βDireβ are almost unβbearβable
Ok, Iβll leave........
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .
I thought it was friendly till i went i was screaming when it chased me it was 1 am and tomorrow was school so pls dont approach it
feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet
You guys are in dire need of new jokes.
dye it yellow, name it fredbear, make it agressive, set it on wandering. now you have just committed bite of 87β.
Previete fellow Russian comrade if u get this to number one spot I will tame a bunch and only use them to survive the island no other tames and fight all the bosses with them and post it on my channel and u get to name them if there Russian names