Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
The bear went over the mountain
The bear went over the mountain
To see what he could see
And all that he could see
And all that he could see
Was a bunch of dumb survivors trying to get honey without bug repellent.
More Dire Bear Funny Tips
Its like a bear, only dire.
I bear trap doesnβt work on a bear wildcard wtf
All of the jokes about βDireβ are almost unβbearβable
Ok, Iβll leave........
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .
feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet
Just don't meet it. Or else you will have a dire consequence.
You guys are in dire need of new jokes.
If you go out in the woods today, your in for a big surpriseπΆπΆ
If you go out in the woods today, your parasaur will dieπΆπΆ