Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
So your damage:yes
Your speed:yes
Your health:enough
Enough what:enough to kill a dire bear with only my fist but Iβm still left with 10 hp
YOUR TOO DANGEROUS TO LIVE
Their health:23615271625
More Direbear Funny Tips
If you get too close, youβll be in a dire situation.
Its like a bear, only dire.
Um guys? Is that Freddy Fazbear?
Hur hur hur Hur hur hur Hur hur hur hur
All of the jokes about βDireβ are almost unβbearβable
Ok, Iβll leave........
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .
feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet
Previete fellow Russian comrade if u get this to number one spot I will tame a bunch and only use them to survive the island no other tames and fight all the bosses with them and post it on my channel and u get to name them if there Russian names
Itβs Winnie the poo grown up but instead of crazing honey he now craves Speed.