Its like a bear, only dire.

Brother looks like he's LOCKED IN (or really hungry)

But I posted this here mainly cuz to tell you the the lock in meme song is Heartburn by Tenseoh

dye it yellow, name it fredbear, make it agressive, set it on wandering. now you have just committed bite of 87’.

All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able

Ok, I’ll leave........

Me: where are the terror bird?

Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms

You saw a 250 right outside our base?

HOLD MY BEAR

When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .

Me:”GUYS I FOUND FREEDY FAZBEAR”

My friend:”its actally a dire bear”

Me:*tames it and names it fredy fazbear*

Me to friend:”what direbear? Hes freddy”

Friend:”you named it-“

Me:ATTACK

*friend dies*

-dog

feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet