Only you can prevent forest fires

Me: (sees 2 of them). Also me: DONT MOVE. direbear: ( walks past me). Me: huh nevermind. Direbear: COME HERE BOIIIIIIIIII.

Make a metal pizzeria in the middle of somewhere and invite you friends, at the entrance there will be one direbear that randomly goes wandering around.

*fnaf jingle plays*

New survivor:ok i'm going to just sneak by

Dire bear:im going to end this man's whole career

So your damage:yes

Your speed:yes

Your health:enough

Enough what:enough to kill a dire bear with only my fist but I’m still left with 10 hp

YOUR TOO DANGEROUS TO LIVE

Their health:23615271625

It is so fat that I got my dire bear stuck in a cave entrance so I will need to kill him then revive him he is level 51

“I’m smarter then the average bear!”

Tame many and paint pastel colors and name after carebears, put on aggressive and wander inside base walls "Raiderxx killed by SHAREBEAR"

Me: *sees a dude kill a player with a yellow bear*

Me: Was that the Bite of 87!?

Rose's are red,violets are blue. I tamed a dire bear...so should you!

BEHOLD,THE LEGENDARY, THE AMAZING, THE SUPERIOR…

paddington

Only upgrade its speed and boom: Freddy Fastbear

Hide your pic-a-nic baskets

I’m sorry

I want a "bear" trap

I am tearable at jokes

The bears that spawn in the honey caves on crystal isles are called poohbears in the files…

Masha & Bear

Lost eposide=Survival in ARK

You: Oh cute a bear he’s so fat he can’t catch me

Direbear: B*tch did you just call meh fat? OOOOOOH YOU GON GET IT

The bear went over the mountain

The bear went over the mountain

To see what he could see

And all that he could see

And all that he could see

Was a bunch of dumb survivors trying to get honey without bug repellent.

Whoever tames this with normal berries is a beastly man

It's the most popular pet in Siberia. I know. I'm Siberian.