Me: Can i pet dat dawg

Smart person: thats not a dog

Me: CAN I PET DAT DAWG

Smart person: thats a bear

Its like a bear, only dire.

All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able

Ok, I’ll leave........

You saw a 250 right outside our base?

HOLD MY BEAR

Me: where are the terror bird?

Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms

When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .

feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet

dye it yellow, name it fredbear, make it agressive, set it on wandering. now you have just committed bite of 87’.

WAIT GUYS! IS THIS FREDDY FAZ BEAR????? HORHORHORHORHOR HORORHORHORHOOOOR!

You guys are in dire need of new jokes.