New survivor:ok i'm going to just sneak by
Dire bear:im going to end this man's whole career
Its like a bear, only dire.
The pic looks like it crying.
All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able
Ok, I’ll leave........
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
You guys are in dire need of new jokes.
It’s a giant weeny-the-Pooh. All you have to do is paint it yellow and red and then... BEHOLD!!! Weeny-The-Pooh on steroids!!!
Is it bad I want to paint one yellow and red and name it Winnie the Pooh?😂
Big beaver is very scary
So I’m walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is I’ll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)
HOLY $#!T I was wrong