It's best if you have a big blue house for it to live in.

I just couldn't bear the dire consequences that would happen to me if I was killed by one of these guys.

I'm beary sorry.

oh my goodness... it’s bobby bearhug

Look for the bare necessities

The simple bare necessities

Forget about your worries and your strife

I mean the bare necessities

Old Mother Nature's recipes

That brings the bare necessities of life

Wherever I wander, wherever I roam

I couldn't be fonder of my big home

The bees are buzzin' in the tree

To make some honey just for me

When you look under the rocks and plants

And take a glance at the fancy ants

Then maybe try a few

The bare necessities of life will come to you

They'll come to you!

Look for the bare necessities

The simple bare necessities

Forget about your worries and your strife

I mean the bare necessities

That's why a bear can rest at ease

With just the bare necessities of life

Now when you pick a pawpaw

Or a prickly pear

And you prick a raw paw

Well next time beware

Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw

When you pick a pear

Try to use the claw

But you don't need to use the claw

When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw

Have I given you a clue?

One guy on here said

“Punching it in the snout will make him run away”

I tried it…

…Didn’t work

Take take advice from the funny section

I did up his tip tho

“Large” Bear traps work

And this boy chunky

in ark you ride bear in abberant ark bear rides you

Me: *sees a dude kill a player with a yellow bear*

Me: Was that the Bite of 87!?

It’s a giant weeny-the-Pooh. All you have to do is paint it yellow and red and then... BEHOLD!!! Weeny-The-Pooh on steroids!!!

Me:ITS WINNIE THE POOH*walks too close* Bear:*roars* Me:Want honey. *dies*

Random person: Bear traps don’t work on them

Me: who the frick made this game?!??!

‘Bear’ Trap doesn’t work guys....

So I was taming this thing and my cousin brother ( camed to my house as a guest with his parents)who is 8 years old AND has'over Gen-Zness" was watching me play ark and started asking questions and I had reply them and can't scold him bcoz he is a snitch,Back to the topic once this dire bear tamed the screen popped with "Name you're dire bear!" So he suggested the name 'Grizzy the rizzy" like What the heck💀💀 is a grizzy rizzy?

🔝 me for free dire bear ;)

(I definitely didn't named my dire bear Grizzy the rizzy ☺️😊👍👌)

Make a metal pizzeria in the middle of somewhere and invite you friends, at the entrance there will be one direbear that randomly goes wandering around.

*fnaf jingle plays*

"Just a little larger small helping..."

So much room for Pooh Bear jokes, here.

Just tame up one of these,a Phiomia,and a Thylacoleo

and you got most of the crew i think an Equus would be closest to the donkey

I thought it was a cute bear and got mauled

Nobody:

Literally Everyone Here: Wanna hear a BEARY good joke? It's unBEARably funny!

We get it. It's a Bear.

Please. The puns aren't good.

The bears that spawn in the honey caves on crystal isles are called poohbears in the files…

How does my direbear lvl 19 have less health than my lvl 9 Purlovia