“Large” Bear traps work

And this boy chunky

Just tame up one of these,a Phiomia,and a Thylacoleo
and you got most of the crew i think an Equus would be closest to the donkey

It's best if you have a big blue house for it to live in.

Tame one and paint it red and yellow, tame a daedon paint it pink and tame an equus then paint it blue.

I just couldn't bear the dire consequences that would happen to me if I was killed by one of these guys.

I'm beary sorry.

New survivor:ok i'm going to just sneak by
Dire bear:im going to end this man's whole career

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life
Wherever I wander, wherever I roam
I couldn't be fonder of my big home
The bees are buzzin' in the tree
To make some honey just for me
When you look under the rocks and plants
And take a glance at the fancy ants
Then maybe try a few
The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life
Now when you pick a pawpaw
Or a prickly pear
And you prick a raw paw
Well next time beware
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear
Try to use the claw
But you don't need to use the claw
When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw
Have I given you a clue?

Ok story time. I had just moved to the arctic on genus is when i was hunting. I cam across a dire bear. I had aleays seen them as neutral so I went on my way when i was about the length of a juvie anky the thing pretty much said screw you and killed me and on another note Geisis is brutal

me:seeing a direbear for the first time* hmm its just a teddy bear
direbear:come here lunch
me:oh sh$t i was wrong

‘Bear’ Trap doesn’t work guys....

Its a bear and bear trap doesn’t work on the bear.nice logic

Nobody:
Literally Everyone Here: Wanna hear a BEARY good joke? It's unBEARably funny!

We get it. It's a Bear.
Please. The puns aren't good.

Me and the boys when theres no honey ham

"Just a little larger small helping..."

So much room for Pooh Bear jokes, here.

I thought it was a cute bear and got mauled

Find two one brown freddy fazbear and paint one yellow golden freddy then find a kagaroo paint it blue bonnie a peligornis and paint it yellow chica and finally get a large ferox paint it red foxy you got the fnaf crew!

1) Tame 1 male, 1 female
2) ~10k health, rest melee
3) Bring to Scorched Earth
4) Become Dune Master

It's the most popular pet in Siberia. I know. I'm Siberian.

Only you can prevent forest fires

Name your survivor Christopher Robin and it will spare you