Only you can prevent forest fires
Its like a bear, only dire.
Winnie the Pooh has been involved in a incident with a toxic waste leakage…… and he is hungry for honey 🍯
All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able
Ok, I’ll leave........
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .
Random person: Bear traps don’t work on them
Me: who the frick made this game?!??!
The pic looks like it crying.
So I’m walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is I’ll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)
HOLY $#!T I was wrong
feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet