I just couldn't bear the dire consequences that would happen to me if I was killed by one of these guys.

I'm beary sorry.

Just don't meet it. Or else you will have a dire consequence.

Winnie the Pooh has been involved in a incident with a toxic waste leakage…… and he is hungry for honey 🍯

Brown Bear, Brown Bear, what do you see?

Bear: I see a new playa lookin’ at mah. Imma eat ‘em up!

New Player, New Player, what do you see?

New Player: I see a…

Game: you were killed by Direbear lvl: 169

Bear: HAH! Dat was tasty.

“Large” Bear traps work

And this boy chunky

One guy on here said

“Punching it in the snout will make him run away”

I tried it…

…Didn’t work

Take take advice from the funny section

I did up his tip tho

in ark you ride bear in abberant ark bear rides you

It’s a giant weeny-the-Pooh. All you have to do is paint it yellow and red and then... BEHOLD!!! Weeny-The-Pooh on steroids!!!

Me:ITS WINNIE THE POOH*walks too close* Bear:*roars* Me:Want honey. *dies*

dye it yellow, name it fredbear, make it agressive, set it on wandering. now you have just committed bite of 87’.

I bear trap doesn’t work on a bear wildcard wtf

‘Bear’ Trap doesn’t work guys....

Just tame up one of these,a Phiomia,and a Thylacoleo

and you got most of the crew i think an Equus would be closest to the donkey

"Just a little larger small helping..."

So much room for Pooh Bear jokes, here.

I thought it was a cute bear and got mauled

If you get too close, you’ll be in a dire situation.

Nobody:

Literally Everyone Here: Wanna hear a BEARY good joke? It's unBEARably funny!

We get it. It's a Bear.

Please. The puns aren't good.

Random person: Bear traps don’t work on them

Me: who the frick made this game?!??!

oh my goodness... it’s bobby bearhug

It will be hard but tame a dire bear a titanoboa a sabertooth a mantis and mesopithicus bam u got the furious 5