Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
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I thought it was a cute bear and got mauled
More Direbear Funny Tips
I am in DIRE need for you to stop these bear jokes. They are too un-BEAR-able.
Eh,eh? No? Anyone? Okay, I'll leave.
Jedi
Eh,eh? No? Anyone? Okay, I'll leave.
Jedi
Its like a bear, only dire.
All of the jokes about βDireβ are almost unβbearβable
Ok, Iβll leave........
Ok, Iβll leave........
The pic looks like it crying.
Itβs a giant weeny-the-Pooh. All you have to do is paint it yellow and red and then... BEHOLD!!! Weeny-The-Pooh on steroids!!!
You guys are in dire need of new jokes.
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
Is it bad I want to paint one yellow and red and name it Winnie the Pooh?π
So Iβm walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is Iβll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)
HOLY $#!T I was wrong
HOLY $#!T I was wrong
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
HOLD MY BEAR