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I thought it was a cute bear and got mauled
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Its like a bear, only dire.
The pic looks like it crying.
All of the jokes about βDireβ are almost unβbearβable
Ok, Iβll leave........
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
You guys are in dire need of new jokes.
Itβs a giant weeny-the-Pooh. All you have to do is paint it yellow and red and then... BEHOLD!!! Weeny-The-Pooh on steroids!!!
Is it bad I want to paint one yellow and red and name it Winnie the Pooh?π
So Iβm walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is Iβll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)
HOLY $#!T I was wrong
Big beaver is very scary
Ruuuuuunnnnnn
Big beaver is very scary
Ruuuuuunnnnnn