One guy on here said “Punching it in the snout will make him run away” I tried it… …Didn’t work Take… | Dire Bear Funny

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So I found 3 max level bears red and a green bear and named one Harbo and the other one gummybear

883 points 😂 Funny Jan 11, 2017 Report

Its like a bear, only dire.

251 points 😂 Funny Dec 12, 2020 Report

All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able

Ok, I’ll leave........

372 points 😂 Funny Sep 7, 2017 Report

You saw a 250 right outside our base?

HOLD MY BEAR

242 points 😂 Funny Apr 25, 2020 Report

Me: where are the terror bird?

Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms

311 points 😂 Funny Mar 15, 2018 Report

When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .

234 points 😂 Funny Jul 27, 2017 Report

feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet

111 points 😂 Funny Oct 24, 2020 Report

You guys are in dire need of new jokes.

114 points 😂 Funny Feb 15, 2020 Report

If you go out in the woods today, your in for a big surprise🎶🎶

If you go out in the woods today, your parasaur will die🎶🎶

91 points 😂 Funny Dec 6, 2020 Report

The pic looks like it crying.

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