Its like a bear, only dire.

All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able

Ok, I’ll leave........

You saw a 250 right outside our base?

HOLD MY BEAR

Me: where are the terror bird?

Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms

When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .

feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet

You guys are in dire need of new jokes.

If you go out in the woods today, your in for a big surprise🎶🎶

If you go out in the woods today, your parasaur will die🎶🎶

So I’m walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is I’ll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)

HOLY $#!T I was wrong