Its like a bear, only dire.

All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able

Ok, I’ll leave........

You saw a 250 right outside our base?

HOLD MY BEAR

Me: where are the terror bird?

Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms

When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .

feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet

Just don't meet it. Or else you will have a dire consequence.

You guys are in dire need of new jokes.

If you go out in the woods today, your in for a big surprise🎶🎶

If you go out in the woods today, your parasaur will die🎶🎶