Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Nobody:
Literally Everyone Here: Wanna hear a BEARY good joke? It's unBEARably funny!
We get it. It's a Bear.
Please. The puns aren't good.
More Direbear Funny Tips
Its like a bear, only dire.
All of the jokes about βDireβ are almost unβbearβable
Ok, Iβll leave........
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .
dye it yellow, name it fredbear, make it agressive, set it on wandering. now you have just committed bite of 87β.
feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet
Me: *sees a dude kill a player with a yellow bear*
Me: Was that the Bite of 87!?
You guys are in dire need of new jokes.
Me:βGUYS I FOUND FREEDY FAZBEARβ
My friend:βits actally a dire bearβ
Me:*tames it and names it fredy fazbear*
Me to friend:βwhat direbear? Hes freddyβ
Friend:βyou named it-β
Me:ATTACK
*friend dies*
-dog