Random person: Bear traps don’t work on them
Me: who the frick made this game?!??!
Its like a bear, only dire.
All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able
Ok, I’ll leave........
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .
It’s Winnie the poo grown up but instead of crazing honey he now craves Speed.
Previete fellow Russian comrade if u get this to number one spot I will tame a bunch and only use them to survive the island no other tames and fight all the bosses with them and post it on my channel and u get to name them if there Russian names
feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet
The bears that spawn in the honey caves on crystal isles are called poohbears in the files…
* but nobody laughed.