It’s a giant weeny-the-Pooh. All you have to do is paint it yellow and red and then... BEHOLD!!! Weeny-The-Pooh on steroids!!!
If you get too close, you’ll be in a dire situation.
Its like a bear, only dire.
Um guys? Is that Freddy Fazbear?
Hur hur hur Hur hur hur Hur hur hur hur
All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able
Ok, I’ll leave........
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .
feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet
Previete fellow Russian comrade if u get this to number one spot I will tame a bunch and only use them to survive the island no other tames and fight all the bosses with them and post it on my channel and u get to name them if there Russian names
It’s Winnie the poo grown up but instead of crazing honey he now craves Speed.
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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
