Its like a bear, only dire.

All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able

Ok, I’ll leave........

You saw a 250 right outside our base?

HOLD MY BEAR

Me: where are the terror bird?

Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms

When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .

dye it yellow, name it fredbear, make it agressive, set it on wandering. now you have just committed bite of 87’.

feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet

Me: *sees a dude kill a player with a yellow bear*

Me: Was that the Bite of 87!?

You guys are in dire need of new jokes.

Me:”GUYS I FOUND FREEDY FAZBEAR”

My friend:”its actally a dire bear”

Me:*tames it and names it fredy fazbear*

Me to friend:”what direbear? Hes freddy”

Friend:”you named it-“

Me:ATTACK

*friend dies*

-dog