I couldn't BEAR if my bear died that would be BERRY bad for me. The FIBER of my being would be destroyed if he died! | Direbear Funny Tips

105 points Funny Jul 13, 2017

I couldn't BEAR if my bear died that would be BERRY bad for me. The FIBER of my being would be destroyed if he died!

They are slow, then fast, why fast!?!?!?!

If you go out in the woods today, your in for a big surprise🎶🎶
If you go out in the woods today, your parasaur will die🎶🎶

I heard bears eat meat and honey. I found out the meat part the hard way.

770 points Funny Jan 11, 2017

Its like a bear, only dire.

2 points Funny 8 days ago

I sorry for this but I just can’t bear him

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