I couldn't BEAR if my bear died that would be BERRY bad for me. The FIBER of my being would be destroyed if he died!
Its like a bear, only dire.
Winnie the Pooh has been involved in a incident with a toxic waste leakage…… and he is hungry for honey 🍯
All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able
Ok, I’ll leave........
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .
So I’m walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is I’ll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)
HOLY $#!T I was wrong
The pic looks like it crying.
feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet
You guys are in dire need of new jokes.