How does my direbear lvl 19 have less health than my lvl 9 Purlovia

Its like a bear, only dire.

All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able

Ok, I’ll leave........

Me: where are the terror bird?

Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms

You saw a 250 right outside our base?

HOLD MY BEAR

dye it yellow, name it fredbear, make it agressive, set it on wandering. now you have just committed bite of 87’.

Brother looks like he's LOCKED IN (or really hungry)

But I posted this here mainly cuz to tell you the the lock in meme song is Heartburn by Tenseoh

When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .

Me: *sees a dude kill a player with a yellow bear*

Me: Was that the Bite of 87!?

Me:”GUYS I FOUND FREEDY FAZBEAR”

My friend:”its actally a dire bear”

Me:*tames it and names it fredy fazbear*

Me to friend:”what direbear? Hes freddy”

Friend:”you named it-“

Me:ATTACK

*friend dies*

-dog