Its like a bear, only dire.

Why would you write dodo tales in the direbear thing?

Pog Dino, cutest level up animation(mine is called potato:))

One guy on here said

“Punching it in the snout will make him run away”

I tried it…

…Didn’t work

Take take advice from the funny section

I did up his tip tho

Me: where are the terror bird?

Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms

All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able

Ok, I’ll leave........

Brown Bear, Brown Bear, what do you see?

Bear: I see a new playa lookin’ at mah. Imma eat ‘em up!

New Player, New Player, what do you see?

New Player: I see a…

Game: you were killed by Direbear lvl: 169

Bear: HAH! Dat was tasty.

You saw a 250 right outside our base?

HOLD MY BEAR

The pic looks like it crying.

The pic looks like it crying.