I couldn't BEAR if my bear died that would be BERRY bad for me. The FIBER of my being would be destroyed if he died!
Its like a bear, only dire.
Why would you write dodo tales in the direbear thing?
Pog Dino, cutest level up animation(mine is called potato:))
One guy on here said
“Punching it in the snout will make him run away”
I tried it…
Take take advice from the funny section
I did up his tip tho
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able
Ok, I’ll leave........
Brown Bear, Brown Bear, what do you see?
Bear: I see a new playa lookin’ at mah. Imma eat ‘em up!
New Player, New Player, what do you see?
New Player: I see a…
Game: you were killed by Direbear lvl: 169
Bear: HAH! Dat was tasty.
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
The pic looks like it crying.