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If you get too close, you’ll be in a dire situation.

Its like a bear, only dire.

Um guys? Is that Freddy Fazbear?

Hur hur hur Hur hur hur Hur hur hur hur

All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able

Ok, I’ll leave........

Me: where are the terror bird?

Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms

You saw a 250 right outside our base?

HOLD MY BEAR

When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .

feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet

It’s Winnie the poo grown up but instead of crazing honey he now craves Speed.

Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion