Its like a bear, only dire.

Winnie the Pooh has been involved in a incident with a toxic waste leakage…… and he is hungry for honey 🍯

Me: where are the terror bird?

Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms

You saw a 250 right outside our base?

HOLD MY BEAR

When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .

So I’m walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is I’ll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)

HOLY $#!T I was wrong

The pic looks like it crying.

feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet

You guys are in dire need of new jokes.