Masha & Bear

Lost eposide=Survival in ARK

Its like a bear, only dire.

Winnie the Pooh has been involved in a incident with a toxic waste leakage…… and he is hungry for honey 🍯

All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able

Ok, I’ll leave........

Me: where are the terror bird?

Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms

You saw a 250 right outside our base?

HOLD MY BEAR

When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .

So I’m walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is I’ll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)

HOLY $#!T I was wrong

The pic looks like it crying.