So I’m walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is I’ll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)
HOLY $#!T I was wrong
Its like a bear, only dire.
I bear trap doesn’t work on a bear wildcard wtf
All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able
Ok, I’ll leave........
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .
feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet
Just don't meet it. Or else you will have a dire consequence.
You guys are in dire need of new jokes.
If you go out in the woods today, your in for a big surprise🎶🎶
If you go out in the woods today, your parasaur will die🎶🎶
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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
