Is it bad I want to paint one yellow and red and name it Winnie the Pooh?😂
Its like a bear, only dire.
Brown Bear, Brown Bear, what do you see?
Bear: I see a new playa lookin’ at mah. Imma eat ‘em up!
New Player, New Player, what do you see?
New Player: I see a…
Game: you were killed by Direbear lvl: 169
Bear: HAH! Dat was tasty.
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able
Ok, I’ll leave........
Roses are red, Direbears are rude. If you hear one roar, your probably screwed.
The pic looks like it crying.
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
So I’m walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is I’ll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)
HOLY $#!T I was wrong
You guys are in dire need of new jokes.