If you go out in the woods today, your in for a big surprise🎶🎶
If you go out in the woods today, your parasaur will die🎶🎶
Its like a bear, only dire.
You.meh maybe I’ll find something in red woods
You.hey it Winnie the Pooh
Winniepooh. I eat you
All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able
Ok, I’ll leave........
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
haha freddy fazbear haha fnaf look its fredbear oh looks like the birthday boy wants to give fredbear a big kiss 1..2..3
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
BEHOLD,THE LEGENDARY, THE AMAZING, THE SUPERIOR…
When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .
So I’m walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is I’ll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)
HOLY $#!T I was wrong
The pic looks like it crying.