My tribe mate made a bad decision by giving me a lvl 140. It hatched triplets and he tried to claim one. Welcome Anaconda, Python, and Viper.😀

Wild Deinonychus:

They protecc

They attacc

But most importantly you won't get you loot bacc

Stole an unborn child, hatched it, got twins, then they both got stuck in the wall. They also grew up in the wall till i realized all i had to do was make them jump

Deinonychus:Hey Hoooooman

Human:Aaaa, a Big Microrapter

Deinonychus:sir, there is something wrong with u

Human:ooh, eggs

Deinonychus:don’t touch my eggs

Human: what ya going to do, circle meeee

Deinonychus: whistles

Many deinonychuses come and circle human

Server: Human has died from Deinonychuses

Human: wakes up, Dang, I just wanted breakfast

Deinonychuses having a feast

5 ups and I will make part 2

I was only lv. 10 and I spawned at chalk hills. And I was like valguero is so beautif- You we’re killed by lv 150

Deinonychus

How to tame a DEINONYCHUS

1.look for a egg

2.charge in

3.grab the egg

4.if the parents k*ll you close the game

5.pray to god

6.open the game

7.try again

8.but if you do get the egg and escape good for you

9. Craft three fireplaces

10.light them ALL

11.put the egg down next to the fireplaces

12. stare at the egg for long periods of time

13. when I hatches, shove food in its mouth until it loves you.

14.repeat

I made this to make people laugh😄

The raptor and rock drake got a little too friendly.

I have a funny story 😂. So out killing some dinos feeling really good about myself and I killed two Diens. I went to kill some more Diens and I thought I saw two but there was just four and they killed me and my wyvern. RIP Wildfire ⚰️😭.

First found a deinonychus -

Me: Ooooo

Deinonychus: Yummy

Me: THAT IS A BIG FLUFFY RAPTOR

Deinonychus: HOW DARE YOU

Cloud (level 2) was killed by Deinonychus (level 1)

These things are MONSTERS!

-CloudBeagle76

Timmy, what did I say about putting rock drakes in the wash? Honestly you’ll do someone’s head in

Titano: nothing can beat me, period. I have too much health. Face it.

Ark creatures: all hail the unbeatable

*deinonychus pack has joined the game*

*titanosaur has left the game*

Dev: ok I have a new idea for a creature

Dev 2: Goodness no

Dev: let’s have a deinonychus

Dev 2: that is actually a lot better than I suspected

Dev: but…

Dev 2: Rockwell kill me already

Dev: it can climb walls

Dev 2: gosh no

Dev: quiet. It can also only be tamed by being raised by stealing an egg from packs of up to 10

Dev 2: please no

Dev: they also have the speed of a raptor and strength of a carno

Dev 2: MAKE IT STOP

Dev: make it so they also can latch onto tames.

Dev 2: why did I get this job

Dev: that’s it

Dev 2: phew, glad that’s over

Dev: wait they are also so fluffy the player does not know they are being mauled until they die

Dev 2: just kill me rockwell! DO IT NOW!

Noobs on valguero:look at all those chickens

(Yes I know it’s a dead meme)

If you don’t have an incubator just summon 13 armies of torches

Human sees a Deinonychus nest.

Deinonychus pretends to walk away and hides behind tree.

Human: Now is my chance!

Human runs to nest.

Deinonychus: Sike!!

You where killed by Deinonychus level 150.

Dienonychus Dienonychus

You like to eat diplodocus

You would look good in my collection of tames

But for now I am busy with other games

— plastic bag

It's like a Megaraptor, Raptor, and a Microraptor all had a child and it turned into this fluffy climbing pack hunting creature that murders me when I take one step into there territory 🥲

How to tame:

Knock it out,

Give it cookies,

Relize you are dumb,

Get a whip,

Run in on your rex,

Your rex dies,

You fall and break your leg,

You get choked by floof.

Just steal it's egg Bob, its that easy.

A wise man once said, they are like raptors 2.0 or rock drakes 0.2

He protec he attack but more Importently he take no fall damage