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How to tame a DEINONYCHUS

1.look for a egg

2.charge in

3.grab the egg

4.if the parents k*ll you close the game

5.pray to god

6.open the game

7.try again

8.but if you do get the egg and escape good for you

9. Craft three fireplaces

10.light them ALL

11.put the egg down next to the fireplaces

12. stare at the egg for long periods of time

13. when I hatches, shove food in its mouth until it loves you.

14.repeat

I made this to make people laughπŸ˜„

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