ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
What are some funny jokes or stories about the deinonychus? Funny deinonychus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Finally just finished taming the first giga bring it through the gate whoo wait hold up what’s the little furry cist thing on the giga *giga level 200 has been killed by deionicis level 16*….. other tribe members wait what that sound me ahhhhjhhdfddvcfhgxcvcfh.
Dame those things are strong
Rex: I’m the best tame
Reaper: haha u suck scary alien go chomp chomp
Giga: hello foolish mortals
King Titan: I can’t be tamed but I’m still better than u smol giga
Deinonychus: excuse me, mates, I left my ten Titanosaur corpses around here.
King Titan: screams in fear.
-all other life forms have left the game-
Rockwell: Your not so tough little chicken raptor
Deinonychus: *does screech thing*
ROCKWELL HAS BEEN DEFEATED!
Human: *Walks By Deinoychus Nest*
Deinoychus: "Hippity Hoppity"...*goes to maul a ovis*
Human: "What'd You say?" *Walks Closer To Nest.*
Deinoychus: *Turns Around And Tilts Head Cutely*
Human: "Oo Look! An Egg , I Hope You Don't Mind If I..." *Human Picks Up Egg*
Deinoychus: *Makes An Enraged Face* "I said... HIPPITY HOPPITY STAY AWAY FROM MY F**KING PROPERTY B***CH"
(20 Mins Later)
Human: *Goes Back To The Deinoychus Nest*
Human: "Where's My Stuff?"
Deinoychus: "Gone , Reduced To Atoms."
Tysvm For Reading! ❤️ 🌺🐲
I was playing during the Turkey Trials and I found a level 40 egg and I felt sorry for it. I raised it and gave it a name that would make him less scary. Pumpkin was what he was called since he was orange and purple and yellow. Brontos run from pumpkin and now nowhere is safe from pumpkin.