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What are some funny jokes or stories about the deinonychus? Funny deinonychus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was playing during the Turkey Trials and I found a level 40 egg and I felt sorry for it. I raised it and gave it a name that would make him less scary. Pumpkin was what he was called since he was orange and purple and yellow. Brontos run from pumpkin and now nowhere is safe from pumpkin.
Everyone says “ItS a HyBrId HaHa” but as a certified dinosaur nerd this is an actual creature, it means terrible claw and is part of dromaeosauridea (part of maniraptora part of ceolosaurs part of therapoda part of saurischia part of dinosauria part of dinosauramorpha part of archosauria etc....) and it was found in the USA and was 6 feet (2 meters roughly) tall.
Sorry if you read all of this 😏