Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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Dev: ok I have a new idea for a creature
Dev 2: Goodness no
Dev: let’s have a deinonychus
Dev 2: that is actually a lot better than I suspected
Dev: but…
Dev 2: Rockwell kill me already
Dev: it can climb walls
Dev 2: gosh no
Dev: quiet. It can also only be tamed by being raised by stealing an egg from packs of up to 10
Dev 2: please no
Dev: they also have the speed of a raptor and strength of a carno
Dev 2: MAKE IT STOP
Dev: make it so they also can latch onto tames.
Dev 2: why did I get this job
Dev: that’s it
Dev 2: phew, glad that’s over
Dev: wait they are also so fluffy the player does not know they are being mauled until they die
Dev 2: just kill me rockwell! DO IT NOW!