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What are some funny jokes or stories about the deinonychus? Funny deinonychus jokes submitted by ARK players.
A wise man once said, they are like raptors 2.0 or rock drakes 0.2
He protec he attack but more Importently he take no fall damage
Well, what do you know? Itโs Raptor 2.0!
If satan was a dinosaur this would be him
Me and my sister call them "crack raptors"
For real I have like an army of these on valguero and 3 allos
Deinonychus in a nutshell
-faster than galli
-stronger than raptor
-takes no fall damage like the bloodstalker
-glides slightly close to the rockdrake
-microraptor but bigger
-yutyrannus but it makes you bleed and kills you to death
I love them and they love me too...but for dinner-
Think of it as a leech that somehow grew feathers
What happens to people who mistake them for a feathery raptor?
Deinonychus: down by the bay, where the watermelons grow, back to my home, I dare not go, but if I did, my mother would say, DID YOU EVER SEE, A DEINONYCHUS AMBUSH YOU-
So I get a deinonychus egg and I start trying to incubate it Apple like 24 campfires around it doesnโt hatch it still says itโs cold so I went looking for another one I find a den right behind me thereโs a deinonychus and just jumps on me๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Tribe mate: Did you do it
Me with egg: Yes
Tribe mate: but at what cost?
Me: My Griffin
BIG MICRORAPTER
How to tame
1: get a friend and a bola
2: go near nest but not to close
3: find full grown dein and scream
4: bola friend and while the dein is eating your friend steal egg
5: RRRRRRUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6: raise dein
Game:Raptor turns into a fury
Me:I dont like Raptors anymore
Story tiem:
I forcetamed a male cyan one on Fjordur and grabbed his egg I hatched it and the baby looked exactly like him she had his boue feathers and everything I checked the ancestry and he wasnโt there -DaChezStik, the stupid moth being overrun with these terrorists
You be climbing in their windows snatching their peoples up
Little kid:look mommy claws!
Mom:No!
Kid:oof
Raptor: I HAVE TEK BEAT THAT HAHAHAHAHAHA
Rex:I DO AS WELL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Giga:puny mortals
Wyvern: hehehehe fire burns ppl and Dinoโs
Deinonychus: *breathes*
Everyone else: AHH-