The raptor and rock drake got a little too friendly.

Deinonychus: FREE HUGS

Bronto: sUrE I cAn HaVe OnE

Deinonychus: my pleasure

I fell into their home with only a metal sword first thought was to run then I realized their just raptors with feathers.

I was wrong

Raise from egg. Be careful, they get attached easily.

I was playing during the Turkey Trials and I found a level 40 egg and I felt sorry for it. I raised it and gave it a name that would make him less scary. Pumpkin was what he was called since he was orange and purple and yellow. Brontos run from pumpkin and now nowhere is safe from pumpkin.

No you can't just kill large creatures in seconds.

Haha Fluffy raptor go screech

Wild Deinonychus:

They protecc

They attacc

But most importantly you won't get you loot bacc

My tribe mate made a bad decision by giving me a lvl 140. It hatched triplets and he tried to claim one. Welcome Anaconda, Python, and Viper.😀

They like hugs!

They hug clif sides

They hug your rexes

And when they attack their little fingers reach out and pull you in to hug you!!!

How to tame a DEINONYCHUS

1.look for a egg

2.charge in

3.grab the egg

4.if the parents k*ll you close the game

5.pray to god

6.open the game

7.try again

8.but if you do get the egg and escape good for you

9. Craft three fireplaces

10.light them ALL

11.put the egg down next to the fireplaces

12. stare at the egg for long periods of time

13. when I hatches, shove food in its mouth until it loves you.

14.repeat

I made this to make people laugh😄

Deinonychus:Hey Hoooooman

Human:Aaaa, a Big Microrapter

Deinonychus:sir, there is something wrong with u

Human:ooh, eggs

Deinonychus:don’t touch my eggs

Human: what ya going to do, circle meeee

Deinonychus: whistles

Many deinonychuses come and circle human

Server: Human has died from Deinonychuses

Human: wakes up, Dang, I just wanted breakfast

Deinonychuses having a feast

5 ups and I will make part 2

I have a funny story 😂. So out killing some dinos feeling really good about myself and I killed two Diens. I went to kill some more Diens and I thought I saw two but there was just four and they killed me and my wyvern. RIP Wildfire ⚰️😭.

I was only lv. 10 and I spawned at chalk hills. And I was like valguero is so beautif- You we’re killed by lv 150

Deinonychus

First found a deinonychus -

Me: Ooooo

Deinonychus: Yummy

Me: THAT IS A BIG FLUFFY RAPTOR

Deinonychus: HOW DARE YOU

Cloud (level 2) was killed by Deinonychus (level 1)

These things are MONSTERS!

-CloudBeagle76

Timmy, what did I say about putting rock drakes in the wash? Honestly you’ll do someone’s head in

Dev: ok I have a new idea for a creature

Dev 2: Goodness no

Dev: let’s have a deinonychus

Dev 2: that is actually a lot better than I suspected

Dev: but…

Dev 2: Rockwell kill me already

Dev: it can climb walls

Dev 2: gosh no

Dev: quiet. It can also only be tamed by being raised by stealing an egg from packs of up to 10

Dev 2: please no

Dev: they also have the speed of a raptor and strength of a carno

Dev 2: MAKE IT STOP

Dev: make it so they also can latch onto tames.

Dev 2: why did I get this job

Dev: that’s it

Dev 2: phew, glad that’s over

Dev: wait they are also so fluffy the player does not know they are being mauled until they die

Dev 2: just kill me rockwell! DO IT NOW!

Titano: nothing can beat me, period. I have too much health. Face it.

Ark creatures: all hail the unbeatable

*deinonychus pack has joined the game*

*titanosaur has left the game*

Noobs on valguero:look at all those chickens

(Yes I know it’s a dead meme)

Human sees a Deinonychus nest.

Deinonychus pretends to walk away and hides behind tree.

Human: Now is my chance!

Human runs to nest.

Deinonychus: Sike!!

You where killed by Deinonychus level 150.

How to tame:

Knock it out,

Give it cookies,

Relize you are dumb,

Get a whip,

Run in on your rex,

Your rex dies,

You fall and break your leg,

You get choked by floof.

Just steal it's egg Bob, its that easy.