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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the deinonychus? Funny deinonychus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Now, if you're stealing the eggs with a tribemate, I found an effective way to do it. All you have to do is just go up to the nest, steal the eggs and throw a bola at your tribemate. It 100% works.
Pump those levels into melee and it's a beast
Wild Deinonychus:
They protecc
They attacc
But most importantly you won't get you loot bacc
No you can't just kill large creatures in seconds.
Haha Fluffy raptor go screech
Raise from egg. Be careful, they get attached easily.
He protec he attack but more Importently he take no fall damage
My tribe mate made a bad decision by giving me a lvl 140. It hatched triplets and he tried to claim one. Welcome Anaconda, Python, and Viper.๐
They like hugs!
They hug clif sides
They hug your rexes
And when they attack their little fingers reach out and pull you in to hug you!!!
Since Iโm so bad with breeding I just have an army of level 40 deinonychus... so... now what?
Little kid:look mommy claws!
Mom:No!
Kid:oof
So I get a deinonychus egg and I start trying to incubate it Apple like 24 campfires around it doesnโt hatch it still says itโs cold so I went looking for another one I find a den right behind me thereโs a deinonychus and just jumps on me๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
First found a deinonychus -
Me: Ooooo
Deinonychus: Yummy
Me: THAT IS A BIG FLUFFY RAPTOR
Deinonychus: HOW DARE YOU
Cloud (level 2) was killed by Deinonychus (level 1)
These things are MONSTERS!
-CloudBeagle76
Anyone think that the feather crest on their heads makes them look a bit like Elvis?
I was only lv. 10 and I spawned at chalk hills. And I was like valguero is so beautif- You weโre killed by lv 150
Deinonychus
Timmy, what did I say about putting rock drakes in the wash? Honestly youโll do someoneโs head in
Dad:Johonny Jhonny
Dein:Yes papa
Dad:Eating Players
Dein:No papa
Dad:Telling Lies
Dein:No papa
Dad:open wide
*Dean opens mouth*
Player:AHHHHHHHH!
Deinonychus:Hey Hoooooman
Human:Aaaa, a Big Microrapter
Deinonychus:sir, there is something wrong with u
Human:ooh, eggs
Deinonychus:donโt touch my eggs
Human: what ya going to do, circle meeee
Deinonychus: whistles
Many deinonychuses come and circle human
Server: Human has died from Deinonychuses
Human: wakes up, Dang, I just wanted breakfast
Deinonychuses having a feast
5 ups and I will make part 2
Step 1. Find nest
Step 2. Scout family
Step 3. Run to egg
Step 4. Grab and run
Step 5. DONT LOOK BACK AND KEEP RUNNING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
For real I have like an army of these on valguero and 3 allos
Titano: nothing can beat me, period. I have too much health. Face it.
Ark creatures: all hail the unbeatable
*deinonychus pack has joined the game*
*titanosaur has left the game*